Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Car Salesman

I've had a few buddies that have or currently sell cars.  It's a demanding, cut throat job (from my limited understanding). 

With limited understanding in mind, here's an in depth look at car salesmen from within the profession.  A journalist went 'undercover' in the industry for three months to get a glimpse of the profession.

http://www.edmunds.com/advice/buying/articles/42962/article.html

Here's a short video about the article: Confessions of a Car Salesman

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Saturday, June 6, 2009

Intel's Medfield

I read an article in Fortune this morning titled "Intel's Secret Plan".  Intel has a hush-hush program codenamed "Medfield" in Austin, Texas that they believe is going to push them into the forefront of mobile computing chips.

Intel has been there with the 386, the Pentium and now the Atom to push personal computing to the next level.  If they're able to come out with a small, uber-powerful yet power efficient chip capable of processing complex tasks for the mobile market they just may redefine handheld gadgets.

I'm eagerly awaiting the unveiling of the new chip.

In the meantime, here's a look at Fortune's timeline for Intel:

 

 

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Dell Netbook

Check out this awesome deal from Dell.   It's a netbook spec'd reasonably at $199.00 before taxes and shipping. 



Also Included
Intel® Atom Processor$#174; N270 (1.6GHz/533Mhz FSB/512K cache)
8.9 Inch Wide Screen WSVGA TL Display (1024x600)
Intel Graphics Media Accelerator (GMA) 950
Wireless 802.11g Mini Card
Bluetooth 2.1 module via USB I/F (Option)
Integrated 0.3M Pixel Webcam
Obsidian Black
No Onsite System Setup
35WHr Battery (4 cell)





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Monday, April 13, 2009

Cell Phone Taxes & Monkey Fees

The NY Post published an article concerning the high rate of taxes and fees place on consumers for cell phones.  

The article struck a nerve with me because on Thursday I had updated my cell phone plan in Texas.  When I was finished I realized I was paying almost $15 dollars in additional taxes and fees.  Fortunately the amount was considerably less than if I lived in New York.

A gentleman interviewed for the article put the subject into context:

"If there was a $5 monkey fee, even if they couldn't explain it, you would still have to pay," sniped Danny Schluck, 28, of Bushwick.

Here's the original article: http://www.nypost.com/seven/04132009/news/regionalnews/phone_taxes_are_cell_hell_164180.htm

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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Disc Golf as a Career?

I used to play disc golf in my late teens and early twenties.  It was a fun way to drink beer and enjoy time outside.

There were always some crazy characters out there and many of them took an afternoon throwing frisbees way too serious.    Perhaps that was due to the fact that their livelihoods were tied to the 'sport'? 

I just can't believe that anyone can make their living play disc golf.

Here's an article in the Houston Chronicle depicting a tournament in Houston:


Club choice no factor here

 

This is fun, but it's serious for a lot of us too," said Seaborn, who is from Fort Worth. "This is some people's livelihood."

Disc golf is pretty similar to regular golf. There are 18 "holes" (actually metal baskets), and the player's goal is to toss a Frisbee into the hole with as few throws as possible.

Tough disc golf has long been a popular recreational activity, it has attracted a cadre of more serious players in recent years.

Top professionals can make around $40,000 a year. Because the overall cash pot isn't as large as in many other professional sports, each tournament is important.

At the Houston tournament, the big winner will get $1,400, according to tournament director Chuck Conaway.

To prepare for the tournament – an important event for Texas but not in the nation's tier of top disc golf tournaments — the best players have maintained specially designed regimens to keep them in competitive shape.

Houston professional Rob Engle said he has even placed a metal basket in his backyard so he can practice "putting," or throwing the Frisbee into the basket from a short distance.

 

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Monday, March 30, 2009

KFC & Poor Service

Steven Levitt over at the Freakonomics blog has an interesting hypothesis about bad service at KFC restaurants: Something to Think About While You Wait in Line at KFC

His theory states that KFC caters to a poorer clientele and that poorer people are less willing (or unable) to pay for better service.

There's a KFC around the corner from my house and and the few times I've been in there I have never received good service.  Several times the service was downright appalling.  Every time I was in there, though, I noticed there was five or less employees working.

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Updated Professional Site

I've updated my professional site, http://www.colinbond.com today. The previous version looked a little too hokey. I hope this looks better.

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Monday, January 5, 2009

More on ZAP

Apparently there's some controversy surrounding the ZAP company.  Specifically the issue deals with the hype versus delivery.  While the company does produce and sell electric vehicles, it only has two lines.  Many of the products they announce never materialize, although the company's board is quick to issue press releases and then capitalize on the stock gains.   Their consultants then ask for the press to tread lightly on the company since they operate in the "green sector".

It sounds like this company is nothing more than a sophisticated swindler, producing a couple of products and then hyping up relationships and products that don't or won't exist and cashing in on investors' money.

The ZAP Alias is the newest vehicle that they're hyping.  You can place a $99.00 deposit now for the $35,000 vehicle.  If you look at the brochure, though, it doesn't have any interior shots or design specs.   How can this be when the vehicle is due for delivery at the end of 2009?  Probably more hype.

The Alias, ZAP says, will be built and marketed by the venture jointly run by ZAP and Youngman Automotive Group. The name of this partnership is Detroit Electric, a brand originally created by the Anderson Electric Car company, which existed between 1907 and 1939. Detroit Electric (now located in California and run by Lam) says it will be bringing a whole range of electric vehicles to market in the next 14 months. "Our plan is to launch with a 12-meter pure electric transit bus, the ZAP Alias, and two family sedans as early as the summer of 2009," Lam said in a press release. Analysts familiar with the Alias say delivering even that car on this timeline is unlikely, given that ZAP is reportedly still looking for suppliers to design components to make the car feasible.

Wired Report: Hype Machine: Searching for ZAP's Fleet of No-Show Green Cars

 

Even dealers were swindled.  Here's one story:

Hype Machine: Searching for ZAP's Fleet of No-Show Green Cars

John Martin, a schoolteacher from Austin, Texas.

Martin says he met Schneider once, in spring 2006, when "I flew to California to sign the papers and write a check." He says he made it clear that he had limited funds — less than $160,000 from savings and a small inheritance. Company officials assured Martin that this would be enough to get "up and running."

After quitting his job, Martin leased a prime Austin location and spent much of his remaining cash remodeling and rewiring the building for his new dealership. He was thrilled by the publicity his October 2006 grand opening generated among the local media. Attracted by stories in the newspaper and on TV, dozens of potential customers showed up at the dealership that first week, though Martin could offer them little more than a ride in the Xebra sedan he had purchased as his personal car — ZAP had failed to deliver any vehicles for him to sell.

In December 2006, Martin laid off his staff and became a one-man operation. He received his first shipment of Xebras shortly before Christmas. But by then, Martin explains, he had realized how quickly the Xebras ran out of charge. "When I had to tell people about the range, I could see it in their eyes," Martin recalls. "This was the deal killer."

Martin sold one Xebra in January 2007, two in February, and three in March. "Then business just dried up completely," he says. Martin's first customer, an attorney, had to have his car hauled back to the dealership for warranty repairs four times in the first month. Martin managed to remain optimistic, he says, because he knew that the new Obvio model was supposed to begin arriving from ZAP sometime in the spring. "But of course the Obvio never came," Martin says, and he was forced to close the doors of his new business at the beginning of August. By then, his $160,000 was gone. The lawyer who bought that first Xebra from Martin sent a threatening letter to ZAP on Martin's behalf, and ZAP replied by promising to repay at least some of the money he had lost. Then Martin heard nothing for five months — ZAP didn't return his calls. Finally, in January, as Wired prepared this story for print, ZAP settled with Martin, giving him 50,000 shares of ZAP stock in exchange for his agreement not to sue and not to talk to the media.

Martin was able to get his teaching job back, but the school soon had to lay him off. Strapped for cash, he had to pull two of his three young daughters from the private school where they had been enrolled since kindergarten. (Parents, teachers, and friends took up a collection to pay the tuition of his oldest daughter.) As of January, Martin was supporting his family by working construction during the day and delivering pizzas in the evening.

"I wanted so much to believe," he says.

A Forbes article from the summer of 2007 lets ZAP have it because of the hype and failure to deliver:

Forbes: Shock Jocks

A small electric vehicle company stays alive by promising wonderful things--just around the corner.

The Zap-X is a marvel. It solves every problem that has foiled attempts to build electric vehicles. It can recharge in ten minutes and can travel 350 miles on that charge. This rocket produces 644hp and goes from zero to 60mph in 4.8 seconds, with a top speed of 155mph. It carries seven passengers. Oh, and the windows are made out of photovoltaic glass that turns sunlight into horsepower.

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The Zap Car

Here's a company with some interesting vehicles:  Zap

 

 

Or if you want, you can check out Bajaj USA.  I actually have seen Bajajs on the streets of Houston.

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Monday, December 15, 2008

Financial Markets Explained

Scott Adams explains his hilarious cartoon from Saturday.

 
 

Sent to you by mister_cbond via Google Reader:

 
 

via Dilbert.com Blog on 12/15/08

In my capacity as cartoonist, I feel an obligation to simplify complicated discussions until two things happen simultaneously:

1. Absurdity is achieved.

2. The reader feels as if it all makes sense.


My comic from Saturday illustrates that principle.



According to Google Alerts that comic has been posted to more blogs than any comic I have ever created. It inspires me to more fully explain the theory of finance in this blog.

Think of financial theory as a stool. The stool is supported by three legs, or truisms.

  • History always repeats.
  • Past performance is no indication of future returns.
  • Asshats are trying to steal your money.

These three truisms can explain any financial phenomenon. For example, if your financial advisor suggests that you invest in a market bubble that is about to burst, he will explain that the past is no indication of future results. Just because a Price/Earnings ratio of 45 has never been sustainable in the past doesn't mean it won't be perfectly safe in the future.

And when the bubble bursts and you lose half of your money, your advisor will explain it's because history always repeats. In other words, he's an asshat trying to steal your money.

This stool also explains the housing situation. Financial experts knew that making loans to hobos had never been a good idea in the past. On the other hand, past performance is no indication of future returns. Maybe this time would be different. Then history repeated and asshats stole your money. As a bonus, they even stole each other's money this time. You have to admire their thoroughness.

One last thing you need to know: People who say it is a good time to invest are called bulls. The bulls are at the center of all financial problems.

In summary, if you want to understand financial markets find a bull and look at his stool.


 
 

Things you can do from here:

 
 

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Friday, December 12, 2008

Harris must pay $525,000 for sign blocked by I-10 bridge | Front page | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

I'm outraged this morning over an article  I read in the Houston Chronicle regarding a Clear Channel billboard near I-10 (West-bound & Highway 6).  Judge Jacqueline Lucci Smith ordered the county to pay Clear Channel the $525,000.  Apparently Judge Smith doesn't believe motorists can still see the sign.

Harris must pay $525,000 for sign blocked by I-10 bridge | Front page | Chron.com - Houston Chronicle

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BILLY SMITH II CHRONICLE

At issue is a 25-foot limit on surrounding structures that Clear Channel has rights to from when it purchased the visibility easement in 2001.  The HOV off-ramp apparently violates the visibility easement agreement. 

What really upsets me is that half a million dollars is being paid to Clear Channel AND they get to raise the billboard by the city.  I passed the billboard this morning and it is CLEARLY visible (see photo below). 

Then Harris County Toll Road Authority Director Gary Stobb is quoted blowing off the size of the settlement as just an additional cost to the Katy Freeway expansion project.  And that is the problem with public officials spending tax dollars.  It isn't their money so they JUST DON'T CARE.  

Stobb downplayed the significance of the settlement, saying the amount is a fraction of the $250 million HCTRA invested in the Katy Freeway expansion. The highway project cost $2.8 billion overall. "It's not like we built the wrong ramp ... ," he said. "It just is an additional cost to that design solution that wasn't apparent until after it was under construction.

I'm outraged over this settlement.  I will be writing officials about this misuse of our tax dollars. 

Here's a photo I took from my office of the billboard in question.  As you can see from the Chronicle's photo above that the billboard has been stripped to its frame I have outlined the billboard in my photo in yellow.  Click on the photo below to open the full size.

ClearChannel_Rip_Off

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Monday, December 8, 2008

Mindjet Mind Manager 8

Mindjet released a new version of the Mind Manager software.  I've downloaded it and am currently evaluating it.

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Some of the cool new features include saving it as an interactive PDF that can be distributed.   The graphics are slick as well.

Here's a link to a PDF I generated:

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Big Three Auto - ProCon.org

A colleague sent me a link to ProCon.org which hosts non-partisan data on the "Big 3" auto-makers alongside Toyota and Honda.  They have an excellent table that lists:

  • US Market Share
  • Global Sales
  • Employees
  • Revenue per Employee
  • Average Hourly Wage and Benefits
  • # of Legacy Employees
  • Annual Cost of Legacy Employees
  • CEO 2007 Compensation
  • # of Plants (US)
  • # of Brands (US)
  • Income Before Tax 2007
  • Federal Income Taxes Paid/Refunds Received in 2007
  • Net Profit or Loss 2007
  • Non-Auto Related Assets (millions)
  • Links to 2007 Annual Reports
  • Links to SEC Filings: 2007 Annual Report

Go check it out:  Big Three Auto - ProCon.org

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Friday, August 24, 2007

The Power of Stupid

I don't necessarily agree with everything that Scott Adams is saying in this post, but it is pretty funny.

via The Dilbert Blog by Scott_Adams on Aug 24, 2007

A reader sent this story about his workplace.

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"A theme from many of your previous comics came true to life for us today. Quality in the workplace.

Yesterday, a pointy-haired boss decided our meeting room needed nice motivational pictures on the wall. Twelve by eight inch, wooden frame, 1940s-style motivational tools (think 'Rosie the Riveter' in artwork, color and font). So an assistant was ordered to procure such things.

The first mistake was where the artwork was obtained from. Rather than pay $15 per picture for the real thing, it was decided to take the small JPEG images of what we wanted from a website that sold these trinkets. Cheap picture frames were bought (from a dollar store, by the look of things).

When the images were enlarged to fit into the 12 by 8 frames, the pixelation was terrible. In itself, this was funny. A picture that celebrates the idea of quality in the workplace looked cheap, and knowing it was a stolen image lessens the impact of the message slightly."
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This story made me think about one of the great wonders of capitalism: It is driven by morons who are circling the drain, and yet. . . it works!

Think about all the people working and earning paychecks from companies that will ultimately fail. It's a lot of people. But until those companies fail, the employees are getting paid, buying goods, and contributing to the economy. After the failure, those employees hop over to another sinking ship, and so on.

Within successful companies, a huge portion of resources are dedicated to projects and products that will ultimately fail. But in the meantime, everyone is getting paid and propping up the economy.

I once worked in a bank, making loans to small business start-ups. Our rule of thumb was that 90% of new businesses fail. The exceptions were franchisees and pizza places. But we saw no shortage of people willing to mortgage their homes to start their own sporting good stores and boutique dress shops, despite the 90% chance of failure. Without clueless optimists, the economy would grind to a halt. My own career has been a long string of failures and a few notable successes.

I understand the math of capitalism, and how the few successes are so large they pay for all the failures and then some. But at any given moment, the majority of resources in a capitalist system are being pushed over a cliff by morons. This fascinates me. And it's clearly the reason that humans rule the earth. We found a system to harness the power of stupid.

In the rest of the animal kingdom, being a moron is nothing but bad. A moron lion, for example, who can't catch anything to eat, is adding nothing to the lion economy. But a moron human who starts a business selling garlic flavored mittens is stimulating the economy right up until the point of going out of business.

My point is that I hope the monkeys that already know how to use sticks for tools don't start using leaves for money. If that happens, we're screwed.

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